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The cat sat on the mat---probably the first words a beginner reader learns to read. But in this delightful reader by Andy Griffiths it's:
The cat on the mat is flat
"Kersplat"
"Never again did the cat
chase the rat---
the cat
was much too flat
for that"
The book is written in chapters with zany illustrations and truly engaging stories. A guaranteed favorite for any emerging reader.